i see now how @sarahdoingthing fits into the schema. im eternally auditioning for absurdist hero role fyi. @vgrpic.twitter.com/I5DTaS8zPp
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i see now how @sarahdoingthing fits into the schema. im eternally auditioning for absurdist hero role fyi. @vgrpic.twitter.com/I5DTaS8zPp
@otisfunkmeyer @sarahdoingthing So basically, you have nothing better to do on a nice Sunday than read my old posts and opinions about me :)
@vgr @sarahdoingthing yeah its a blessed life. missed a flight thought id be in pdx atm so instead decided to go back to where it all began!
@otisfunkmeyer @sarahdoingthing Statute of limitations on what I wrote before 2010 has passed. I cannot be held responsible for those views.
@sarahdoingthing @otisfunkmeyer for your ribbonfarm posts, the 5 year statute applies. After that, I stop forwarding both fan and hate mail
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