My bucket list is just a list of words/phrases I want to use in real situations. Like "Nooooooooo!"
@dottylogic ah, a micro-control freak. I save it for aliens-on-lawn level events.
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@vgr if aliens landed on my lawn I'd be all "Great! Tell me you guys brought some eggs. Uhh... CHICKEN eggs". -
@vgr because if the world is ending, I will have some home-baked cornbread before I die, goddamnit. - Show replies
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