This is spectacular deadpan snark. Pay attention to fine print annotations.http://welcometobusinesstown.tumblr.com/
@GabrielDuquette Hehe, sucks to be a young, angsty ex-musician who needs everything to be deeply significant and..ooh, squirrel!
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@GabrielDuquette Hehe, sucks to be a young, angsty ex-musician who needs everything to be deeply significant and..ooh, squirrel!