If you remember being smarter 20 years ago, you're probably at least 35. Don't blame the Internet, you're just getting older, more decrepit.
@finiteattention @paul_haine If you remember being dumber, that means you've aged even more :D
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@vgr @finiteattention I prefer to think of it as “grew more distinguished”.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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