@vgr The CIA is live tweeting a T.V. series. The CIA! Tweeting. Phew. That's a good one. But for real...Ask me, "Knock Knock?"
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@vgr Joke? I have math for you: Densely populated cities can be policed by finitely many near sighted policemen.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@vgr why didn't hitler drink tequila? . . . it made him mean!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@vgr Roman Centurion walks into a bar, orders a martinus. "Martini?", asks the bartender. "No thanks", he replies, "just the one"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@RichardKeppler1, @AdmiralLeviathn wants to send you a Bitcoin tip for a beer (9,255 bits/$3.50)! Collect ➔ http://changetip.com/c/Sxr?m=1Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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