Ark mansion 🤔
Mansion ark 🤔🤔
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All depictions of Noah’s ark look very unseaworthy and not something I’d set foot in
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These Ark designs are terrible. wtf
“Utnapishtim's ark was a cube with six decks of seven compartments, each divided into nine subcompartments (63 subcompartments per deck, 378 total). Noah's Ark was rectangular with three decks.”
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Flood myths are just weird
- Build huge ass unwieldy ship in an impractical shape like a cube and no propulsion
- Get tossed around for 7 days
- Sacrifice an ox
Don’t quit your day job making bronze Sumerian dudes
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Bronze Age seafaring was reasonably sophisticated so I wonder why these myths kinda suck nautically. I guess they were written by landlubbers.
The Noah one was apparently in the proportions of a standard Jewish temple.
A temple seems like an impractical form factor for a ship.
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*conspiracy theory*
clearly they were *spaceships* if shape didn’t matter
“flood” is degenerate memory of subspace plasma storms
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Arks in Day After Tomorrow were good. One of my favorite movies.
That was a good movie. 2004. 18 yearsold. Won Oscar for Most Seaworthy Ark at the Academy Awards

