I guess if I took my own argument to its logical conclusion, I'd end up with a dress code that drives up property values...and gets you laid.
Then leads to a string of divorces that tear the neighborhood apart.
Men, if you're single, wear a tailored suit, always. You will attract the attention of women normally out of your league.
(This fact was wasted on me today, but still good for the ego.)
PS - If this isn't quite working, add a puppy.