July 4th challenge. Tell a 1-tweet story or joke that uses one or more of the following words: fireworks, freedom, aliens. Bonus credit for using all 3.
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President Freedom slapped the gelatinous face bending over him. The shockwave rippled out into the dank air of the subway station. But aliens don’t scare easily. It knew the President was seconds away from cardiac arrest. It kissed him again. Fireworks.
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Aliens invade but all they want to do is sell their Freedom Fireworks through their Shopify link and they’re really pesky about it
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The aliens came to take our freedom. But we shot their ships down with fireworks. 😎🇺🇸
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the aliens arrived in what we thought was just very volatile meteorites. we didn't understand they were a form of elemental consciousness not known to our species yet. we used them as fireworks, to celebrate our freedom. it was a massacre. some say we deserved the retaliation..
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When he saw fireworks going off in the Auroran sky as he soon as he stepped Outside, Elijah Baley was taken aback. He looked at Fastolfe, who seemed embarrassed. Ignore that Elijah. That is just Auroran farts combusting after making their way up there, Fastolfe explained.
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