Main character: “Yolo, let’s cut the blue wire!”
Cuts wire, Red light starts blinking, alarm goes off. Countdown timer skips ahead from one hour to 30 seconds
Infrastructure guy: “I have been preparing for this moment my whole life”
Conversation
Remember old joke about trained monkey and human being sent up in a spacecraft? Monkey immediately gets busy doing complicated things with instruments and running the mission generally.
Human asks, “Houston, hey what am I here for?”
Houston: “Don’t forget to feed the monkey”
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Houston is infrastructure people
Monkey is automation/AI
Human is Main Character
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Ok this is really Main Character jokes more than Infrastructure Guy jokes
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Gonna shorten main character to MC and infrastructure guy/gal/genderfluid to IG.
This is now an MC/IG jokes thread
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MC and IG work buddies go to counselor to solve some issues.
Counselor: “I’d like you two to try a journaling exercise; go to that supply closet and get something to write on and we’ll get going”
MC comes back with Moleskine notebook
IG comes back with a pack of post-it notes
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This thread is open for submissions. Worthy jokes will be quote-threaded in. Must use MC and IG as protagonists of joke but can be at expense of either/both/third type
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Replying to @vgr
IG learns the return department is suddenly flooded this month, 1/10 units sold are DOA. He calls an all-hands meeting.
MC: “What I’m hearing is we’re still at 90% customer satisfaction!”
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Replying to @vgr
Music variant:
What’s the difference between a sound guy and God?
God never thought he was a sound guy.
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Mughal empire edition, may not parse for people unfamiliar with Akbar/Birbal jokes tradition twitter.com/tubelite/statu
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Replying to @vgr
MC and IG walk into a bar. The IG inspects and fixes it so they won’t hit their heads again.



