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Main character: “Yolo, let’s cut the blue wire!” Cuts wire, Red light starts blinking, alarm goes off. Countdown timer skips ahead from one hour to 30 seconds Infrastructure guy: “I have been preparing for this moment my whole life”
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Remember old joke about trained monkey and human being sent up in a spacecraft? Monkey immediately gets busy doing complicated things with instruments and running the mission generally. Human asks, “Houston, hey what am I here for?” Houston: “Don’t forget to feed the monkey”
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Gonna shorten main character to MC and infrastructure guy/gal/genderfluid to IG. This is now an MC/IG jokes thread
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MC and IG work buddies go to counselor to solve some issues. Counselor: “I’d like you two to try a journaling exercise; go to that supply closet and get something to write on and we’ll get going” MC comes back with Moleskine notebook IG comes back with a pack of post-it notes
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This thread is open for submissions. Worthy jokes will be quote-threaded in. Must use MC and IG as protagonists of joke but can be at expense of either/both/third type
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