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Main character: “Yolo, let’s cut the blue wire!” Cuts wire, Red light starts blinking, alarm goes off. Countdown timer skips ahead from one hour to 30 seconds Infrastructure guy: “I have been preparing for this moment my whole life”
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Remember old joke about trained monkey and human being sent up in a spacecraft? Monkey immediately gets busy doing complicated things with instruments and running the mission generally. Human asks, “Houston, hey what am I here for?” Houston: “Don’t forget to feed the monkey”
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