I’ve turned into a true salad degen. My default way of eating salad now is to eat greens straight out of a bag, then a handful of cherry tomatoes.
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To think just a year ago I was proudly sharing photos and recipe of my famous mansion salad
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I should patent this salad. Takes about 10 minutes to make if you have lettuce and tofu prepped (that takes about 30 minutes weekly…).
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Behold my salads ye mighty, and despair
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My salad is now just “pre-chips”
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In my defense this is proof that mediocrity as a life strategy work. I’m still eating salad. I’ve just lowered my standards to keep the habit.
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Next you can eat it straight out of the bag before you hit the cashier. Just show them the empty bag.
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