I haven’t scored any decent schwag for 3 years now 🤔
Last haul was when snuck me into a 2019 vanity fair event I had zero business being in, and I scored a serious bag of stuff that included a Moncler vest, probably my career peak
My days of good schwag are over
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Spoke a few times at a small software conference in Chicago ~2012-14 and their speaker bag had stuff like a can of gourmet popcorn. That was fun.
Now you’re offered cool Zoom backgrounds 🤣
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In the days of yore when I traveled more I’d take every opportunity to drop in on random SV offices people invited me to, and got some nice t-shirts. I only wear schwag t-shirts at home to sleep in, but it’s nice to have good ones.
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The most interesting schwag I’ve ever gotten is probably a backup battery pack
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Funny, I’m wearing the pot-leaf-themed zero-gravity boots I got at Refactor Camp in Austin right now
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yeah, no schwag for me since the Hi-Rez Expo of '19!
tho i have never gotten any from the software company i actually work for, not even so much as a ballpoint pen 😅
DAOs have nice swag these days!
Also I think “schwag” might refer to low-quality (particularly cannabis)
Maybe you’re only getting schwag swag now? 😂
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If you're looking for schwag, I can give you the pager number of my dealer. If you were actually looking for swag, then maybe ask my dealer for free stickers.






