Wait... (checks notes).
LINKEDIN'S STILL ALIVE???
If the last people there are getting mean to each other it's a sign the food supply is visibly dwindling and the oxygen scrubbers are breaking down.
Used to be my favourite platform, long ago. I was even one of their pilot bloggers. And no denying it's a good business model.
But the virtue signalling and inauthentic posing just kills me.