Ate a large handful of lettuce, a whole carrot, and a handful of raw green beans for dinner because I overate without any veggies for lunch and was feeling like crap. I’m officially old enough that veggies are a necessity to avoid feeling like crap, like stretching.
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Note I didn’t make a salad. I was tired and just ate salad fixings out of bags. Did peel the carrot though.
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The number of things they didn’t tell you about aging is amazing. In fact they only tell you what they think you can handle.
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“He just sat there, chewing wilting lettuce straight out of the bag, with toothless gums, like a psychopath, waiting to die”
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This would be a great first or last line for a weird short story
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There was once a blogger who wanted a mansion, with a garden for fresh produce. One day he came upon a monkey’s paw…yada yada yada and he had a mansion with a vegetable garden and an Igor to take care of it and make salads.
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