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Ate a large handful of lettuce, a whole carrot, and a handful of raw green beans for dinner because I overate without any veggies for lunch and was feeling like crap. I’m officially old enough that veggies are a necessity to avoid feeling like crap, like stretching.
The number of things they didn’t tell you about aging is amazing. In fact they only tell you what they think you can handle.
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“He just sat there, chewing wilting lettuce straight out of the bag, with toothless gums, like a psychopath, waiting to die”
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There was once a blogger who wanted a mansion, with a garden for fresh produce. One day he came upon a monkey’s paw…yada yada yada and he had a mansion with a vegetable garden and an Igor to take care of it and make salads.
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