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Vogon hypothesis: humanity is becoming irredeemable at exactly the same rate humanity’s problems are becoming unsolvable So the moment the problems become impossible, we’ll become 100% worthless as a species, so extinction will be no big deal and nature will recover
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“I'm sorry, but if you can't be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that's your own lookout. Energize the demolition beam. I don't know, apathetic bloody planet, I've no sympathy at all.” — Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
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This applies to the rest of you. I’m actually a Vogon in a shape-shifting field doing preliminary surveying for the future hyperpass. Plans based on my survey will be publicly available at your local office at Barnard’s Star by 2030. Public comment period until 2050.
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Hub gub, pee-yew-manity, Thine MIDIchlorians perfuse so slagrilously. You drip phlagtimony in silence; Ye gads! Veratiousness sign over in ip- ip- iplicate - the hobgoblatinous extendinctionatory decree! When I awaken, oh bunk o'mouldiferous snonk, you pestillanery is forgotten.
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