FAANGprep is like test prep now?
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Startup types = hobbits
Web3 types = dwarves
Old SV/semiconductors = Goblins
Bitcoiners = Orcs
Brand-name programmers = wizards
Influencers = gollums
Politicians = men
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I have no idea how I inveigled myself into this scene. I probably map to a junior Ent or something.
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If in doubt tag yourself a gollum
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It’s weird when arbitrary grade levels like ‘L4’ become commonly understood lingo or meanings of terms like ‘director’ become kinda standardized so ‘this is a director level position’ has a clear meaning. Like the GS schedule talk in DC. Mark of advanced bureaucratic capture.
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The utilitification of FAANG is proceeding on schedule.
Nobody ever talks about how the elves are the bureaucrats of middle earth.
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I never stood a chance running this kind of gauntlet. I dumb-lucked my way through one test-prep thing at 18 and realized I didn’t stand a chance if ever getting lucky that way again, and have been crawling through the nakatomi spaces of the tech economy ever since.
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I’m a senior director level shitposter on here but I have been assured I’m really like VP level despite having less than 50k followers
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If you understood this joke you’ve been in tech too long
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