If you punch straight up you look resentful. If you punch straight down you look like an asshole. If you punch sideways it looks like self-hate.
Optimal joke vector: punch approximately ±15 degrees above or below horizontal.
On Twitter that’s someone with ±15% your follows
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Straight up is 10x your follows. Straight down is 1/10th your follows. For me that would be like 450k or 4.5k
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People with 39k followers are such losers
They’re ngmi
People with 54k followers are such posers
They’re gonna crash to 39k
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Soon there will be laws about this and not just about jokes. For eg you will only be able to donate kidneys ±15% you along any dimension
1% ers of any kind ngmi 🤣
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For eg. Elon Musk will only be allowed to make fun of Jeff Bezos and the Bernard Arnault family 🤔
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Some joke types that i practice:
– Punching to very obviously miss the target. As in to display that i have the precision, but prefer to miss on purpose.
– Punching on such an elaborate curve that the journey of the punch is more entertaining than the destination
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See my paper, Differential Values Of Cranio-Fistal Incline And Their Temporal Sequelae In Non-Homogenous Status Systems
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Low-reward, high-risk, but you need to mix it up or else you're too predictable
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