Conversation

Q: What do you get when two compassionate, empathetic progressives are trying to tell each other to Do Better in contradictory ways? A: A lovelock
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Q: What do you call a composer who sets a hillbilly elegy set to music in the form of a fugue? A: A contrapuntarian
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Q: What does it mean when contrarians say “do your own research”? A: Read Ayn Rand and do what you think John Galt would do.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of wojaks on the losing side of a beef who congratulate each other on their Famous Victory? A: Chads Q: What about the winning side? A: Oh you sweet summer child
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Q: If political opposition is a headwind and support is a headwind, what is support from people you studiously ignore in case you get canceled for acknowledging your debt to them? A: Blindsidewind Q: What do you call someone enjoying blindsidewind? A: A classical liberal
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Q: What happens when 2 woke people try to administer purity tests to each other at the same time A: San Francisco
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This is a rich vein. I have no natural talent at crafting jokes and I’m doing okay. What’s needed is someone at least as literate in Very Online subcultural beefs as me, but with a better ear for punchlines and a better eye for self-congratulatory posturing all around.
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Q: What do you get when you mix 1 oz of Trump derangement syndrome with 1 oz of woke derangement syndrome? A: Salt, water, and heat
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