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It’s hard work being the only normal and respectable person left on the planet. What would you all do without me telling it like it really is. It would all fall apart in an instant.
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I’ll continue keeping it together for the time being, but you guys should really, like, form a UN committee or something to take over from me when I get my mansion and make my exit.
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I should add ‘respectable person’ to my Twitter bio 🤔 It would be the responsible thing to do. Like when there’s an emergency and people yell “is there a respectable person here?” and I reluctantly step up to save the day by telling it like it is.
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