To rule the world you must speak softly and be built like a tank.
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I’m not built like a tank 😕
Except around the middle a bit, and that’s the wrong sort of tank 😶
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If this is meant to be a compliment you could at least upgrade me to a tank for squirrels
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No but I’m 90% sure I could crush them underfoot if they tried to lay in my path to protest something

