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Everybody around me is either too damn clever or depressingly dumb. Wish I had a reliable test of mediocrity. Plus or minus meh from where I am.
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Cleverness has an expiry date. If you don’t use it all up by that date, it goes bad and stinks up the fridge. Lots of stinky cleverness around too.
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If you run out before you can afford to, you’ll have to settle for trying to be a good person instead, which sucks. That’s why I put myself on the slightly evil ration plan when peak cleverness started to loom.
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