social media use really calls for something closer to a driver's license than terms of service... most apparent bad behavior here is more incompetence than malice, like not knowing how to change lanes or take turns at a 4-way stop..
-
-
Written test would test things like "safe following distance" (reply-guying = tailgating?) Road test would actually expose you to routine provocations. Like, "make a left turn" = "deal with this concern troll"
Show this thread -
As in the driving test, where an awkward, unnatural, and unintuitive bit, the parallel parking test, is the toughest bit, there would be some such awkward maneuver you'd have to learn (hmmm... what's the parallel parking equivalent on twitter?)
Show this thread -
defensive driving = mutes and blocks each medium would be a vehicle class... twitter is basic cars, FB is semi trucks, whatsapp is motorcycles in the 3rd world without helmets
Show this thread -
Edgelords are like illegal street racers. There will be a Fast and Furious type franchise around edgelording in a few years.
Show this thread -
Having an expensive luxury car and being a good driver are entirely different things. Having a big following/reach and being a good social media driver are entirely different things.
Show this thread -
But just like having a fancy sports car correlates with being a Hollywood type who drives dangerously, so does having certain kinds of social media following. And just like cars, followings can be earned or unearned, bought, leased, borrowed, inherited,... even stolen.
Show this thread -
Metaphor breaks down in some ways. Growing a big following by edgelording would be a bit like a Corolla transforming into a Maserati by being driven dangerously.
Show this thread
End of conversation
New conversation -
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.