Oh hey I hit 40k followers 
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Hmm. I appear to have been included in an Illuminati Telegram group and someone sent me a hooded cloak and ornate dagger in the mail today. I guess there will be a welcome packet soon.
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Someone just messaged me that I’m not supposed to thank the academy of shitposting sciences for the honor as I did in previous milestone speeches. Apparently the 40k+ crowd considers the academy a bunch of losers.
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20k-30k: 14 months 30-40: less than 12 Preferential attachment ftw
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