By 2015, the European Council had become aware of MAINCHAR by way of backchannel. Twitter and its close allies remained focused on a software solution to MAINCHAR. But Eurocrats tied MAINCHAR to disturbing developments in the intentional formation of an attention economy.
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Europe’s technocratic leaders quickly developed a policy-based solution to the problem of MAINCHAR. It became known as the Right to be Forgotten, the extreme measure of complete data erasure. MAINCHAR — as yet — has not returned a result that is not an active account.
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Today, MAINCHAR iterates over the ~145 daily active users on Twitter. But platforms grow and change. Environments are dynamic and respond. The accounts from which MAINCHAR produces a selection of course react to each day’s MAINCHAR result.
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Forensic examinations of MAINCHAR’s systems are incomplete. Much of MAINCHAR’s precise workings remain unknown. But there are two key points to consider:
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1) Processing power continues to increase as processing cost continues to decrease, all while methods for analyzing large datasets — including AI/ML, however accurate or dubious — are refined and improved;
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2) The audience to which each day’s MAINCHAR result is provided is insatiable, savage and quick.
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This leads us to a hypothesis: the audience may be able to sustain *two* MAINCHAR results in a single 24 hour MAINCHAR period. As far as we are aware, there are no public systems or organizations monitoring for movement in such a direction.
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No two-instance MAINCHAR warning system exists or is planned.
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It is 10:28pm on the west coast. In just over 4860000 milliseconds, MAINCHAR will run again.
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MAINCHAR is coming. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be reasoned with. Just hope that MAINCHAR does not return you.
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