27/ Election results on the planet Lolcowia had been delayed yet again, as losers in every race alleged conspiracies. The galactic council ambassador began shopping for souvenirs and packing his bags. “We’re shutting down the embassy. This planet is down for the recount.”https://twitter.com/atomheartcow/status/1339122269432451073 …
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37/ The Four Khans were arguing about which of them was the greatest actor. “Clearly, I’m the most popular,” said Shah-Rukh. “I’ve made the best movies though,” said Aamir. “But I’ve done the riskiest ones,” Saif Ali said. Salman smiled silently. Then he took his shirt off.https://twitter.com/sy_tzu/status/1339128397860134914 …
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38/ The day the bot trained on his tweets went online, the famed raconteur stopped tweeting. From then on, he would only occasionally QT the bot, without comment. Slowly, the two death-spiraled in towards their singularity tweet. Until one day, the bot tweeted a single space.https://twitter.com/najarvg/status/1339049922692263937 …
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39/ Visual cultures slouch towards utopia,* but oral cultures go brrr towards onomatopoeia. * https://www.bradford-delong.com/slouching-towards-utopia.html …https://twitter.com/itsjaneflowers/status/1339052678735949825 …
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40/ “Sir, we should take Porkon 9 off the 40 under 40 centuries Promising Planets list. They’ve hit post-scarcity too early. Early-onset hedonistic collapse has set in. They’re not going to develop warp capability in time.” The galactic ambassador sighed. “Sybarite amirite?”https://twitter.com/zackatoustra/status/1339249899678920707 …
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I’m quitting this thread. It’s too hard and the results kinda suck. 40 is a respectable dent though. I’ll award myself a bronze medal.
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