26/ The giant sat outside the Galt Bar, drinking and raging about how parasitism was destroying the world. Finally he downed an entire barrel at once and passed out. “What’s with him?” Hank Rearden asked John Galt. “Atlas chugged,” Galt shrugged.https://twitter.com/pee_zombie/status/1339045467871698948 …
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36/ The Galactic Council rescue ship prepared to leave the orbit of nuclear-war-devastated planet Redbluia, with the last two survivors on board. “Any regrets?” the ambassador asked Ragkar. Ragkar gave Blugkir, sitting across the aisle, a dirty look. “Wish he wasn’t aboard.”https://twitter.com/levity/status/1339130075061448705 …
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37/ The Four Khans were arguing about which of them was the greatest actor. “Clearly, I’m the most popular,” said Shah-Rukh. “I’ve made the best movies though,” said Aamir. “But I’ve done the riskiest ones,” Saif Ali said. Salman smiled silently. Then he took his shirt off.https://twitter.com/sy_tzu/status/1339128397860134914 …
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38/ The day the bot trained on his tweets went online, the famed raconteur stopped tweeting. From then on, he would only occasionally QT the bot, without comment. Slowly, the two death-spiraled in towards their singularity tweet. Until one day, the bot tweeted a single space.https://twitter.com/najarvg/status/1339049922692263937 …
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39/ Visual cultures slouch towards utopia,* but oral cultures go brrr towards onomatopoeia. * https://www.bradford-delong.com/slouching-towards-utopia.html …https://twitter.com/itsjaneflowers/status/1339052678735949825 …
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40/ “Sir, we should take Porkon 9 off the 40 under 40 centuries Promising Planets list. They’ve hit post-scarcity too early. Early-onset hedonistic collapse has set in. They’re not going to develop warp capability in time.” The galactic ambassador sighed. “Sybarite amirite?”https://twitter.com/zackatoustra/status/1339249899678920707 …
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I’m quitting this thread. It’s too hard and the results kinda suck. 40 is a respectable dent though. I’ll award myself a bronze medal.
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