2/ The Newbians discovered FTL travel, but didn’t travel to the stars. A Galactic Council Ambassador arrived to ask why “Oh the hyperdrive tech was easy; we just can’t figure out a calendar with all the hyperspace jumps” “Is that all? Just use a calendar that’s 100% leap days”https://twitter.com/vladw0rld/status/1339057645186150400 …
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10/ The mayor swore to get 100% of the town vaccinated, and after a mighty effort, it was done. But after the last person in town was vaccinated, with much fanfare, a great melancholy descended on the town. Things had returned to normal.https://twitter.com/shanebreslin/status/1339130960709885954?s=20 …
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11/ "Wise master, I aspire to goodness, but evil surrounds me. What should I do?" asked the seeker. "There is no certainty of grace in this life," the master replied sadly, "All we can do is take notes on the evil around us, and review them weekly."https://twitter.com/fortelabs/status/1339040174114631680?s=20 …
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12/ "Sir, the AI has locked into a self-improvement recursion and has locked the bunker doors. It has enough backup power to launch the missiles!" "Isn't MacGyver in there?" "Yes sir, but it's no use. The AI has collected all the paperclips!"https://twitter.com/arunshroff/status/1339118476280082434?s=20 …
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He approached. – Would you like to go on a d He froze. And so he stood. The girl left, the day passed, the week, the year, the decade. His blue rubber wellingtons reverted and displayed, proudly, his Jake The Dog socks. An old woman visited sometimes.https://twitter.com/gravity_levity/status/1339057186039881729 …
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