Table moving with Chinese characteristics: The CCP comes over and makes table moving part of the belt-and-road initiative and gives you both a loan and then forecloses on your tables when you can’t pay, but then realizes it doesn’t know how to move the tables either
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Mediocritism: I crawl under my table, arrange some broken down Amazon cardboard boxes around the legs for walls, call it my mansion, and take a nap. You get mad and write a manifesto about how the culture of mediocrity is preventing tables from being moved
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This has been my warmup thread to see if I have the stamina to do a 100-jokes type thread for
@threadapalooza next week
Dunno. It’s hard. I’ll take another nap under my tabke to think about whether I can do it.
Also this is a mansion thread. Nobody else can reply
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This premise is rich. I could probably do 100 table jokes. But I won’t.
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