Ethnonationalism: if you and I are the same race, we try to help each other move our respective ancient tables handed down from our ancestors but neither will fit in a modern home. If we’re not the same race we try to burn each other’s tables.
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Rationalism: we log table positions every minute and attempt to predict when they’ll move by Solomonoff induction Metarationalism: we trade tables, each move to the other table, agree that table ownership and mobility are nebulous concepts, and declare ourselves Kegan Level 5
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Post-rationalism: we discuss the form of the tables according to the Christopher Alexander pattern typology and do a little dancing ritual around both tables.
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Mediocritism: I crawl under my table, arrange some broken down Amazon cardboard boxes around the legs for walls, call it my mansion, and take a nap. You get mad and write a manifesto about how the culture of mediocrity is preventing tables from being moved
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This has been my warmup thread to see if I have the stamina to do a 100-jokes type thread for
@threadapalooza next week
Dunno. It’s hard. I’ll take another nap under my tabke to think about whether I can do it.
Also this is a mansion thread. Nobody else can reply
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This premise is rich. I could probably do 100 table jokes. But I won’t.
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