neoliberalism: each of us drags our table by one end, straining our backs and damaging both tables, now both of us have crappy moved tables and medical bills
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* kone = mine 2 tweets up Financialism. Securitized table movement instruments are now being traded worldwide. A fly lands on one table. The market crashes and a recession is triggered.
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Rationalism: we log table positions every minute and attempt to predict when they’ll move by Solomonoff induction Metarationalism: we trade tables, each move to the other table, agree that table ownership and mobility are nebulous concepts, and declare ourselves Kegan Level 5
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Post-rationalism: we discuss the form of the tables according to the Christopher Alexander pattern typology and do a little dancing ritual around both tables.
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Mediocritism: I crawl under my table, arrange some broken down Amazon cardboard boxes around the legs for walls, call it my mansion, and take a nap. You get mad and write a manifesto about how the culture of mediocrity is preventing tables from being moved
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This has been my warmup thread to see if I have the stamina to do a 100-jokes type thread for
@threadapalooza next week
Dunno. It’s hard. I’ll take another nap under my tabke to think about whether I can do it.
Also this is a mansion thread. Nobody else can reply
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This premise is rich. I could probably do 100 table jokes. But I won’t.
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