Things we’ve learned: A restaurant you can’t rest in just an aurant
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You've got some stiff competition on this website. While the bad faith actors and bots get all the attention, this place is really just the ultimate Dad joke platform
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You gotta work in public like
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There's also an angry upvote. I'll give you one
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Most dad joke ever (for your arsenal): Steak puns — a rare medium well done.
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I should quit while I'm ahead, but here's another favorite of mine courtesy of
@xkcd: "I'm So META, Even This Acronym"pic.twitter.com/BbUkItBVhV
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