I’m in such bad shape it’s kinda funny. Limited home gym is uninspiring and local walk/hike/run options are boring now.
Next pandemic I’ll be working out in mansion solarium gym, with robot personal trainer, enjoying the view of drones mowing down the zombies at the gates.
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When I’m baron giving people unsolicited workout suggestions will be a capital offense on my estate 🤬
When will you evangelical health freaks realize that lack of information about your miracle fitness regimen is *never* the issue? Like ever.
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