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The court jester had many enemies because he was the king’s favorite. So one day the other courtiers decided to get him into trouble, and challenged him to tell a joke about the king himself.
“The king is not a subject”, he said.
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Mr. Johnson is teaching Biology at a posh academy, when he notices two girls passing notes. He calls on one of them:
"Mary, name the organ on the human body which expands to ten times its size, and the conditions which it does so."
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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape?
||elephant|| * ||grape|| * sin(θ)
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It would have been more impressive if you had managed to somehow squeeze in "to stomp out flaming trig jokes"
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him; went out, had a couple of drinks, nice guy. He’s a web designer.
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