Back to Hydrogen Sonata with Look to Windward cued up tight after. I’ve decided I’ll be working through Iain M. Banks Culture series no matter what happens. Feels very zeitgeisty. Happy little killer spaceships.
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Commercial break: This portion of the livetweet thread is brought to you by renowned knight of the Trump table Sir Ben Shapiro, and is dedicated to his unrequited courtly love for the Lady Alexandria who still won’t debate him, an Arthurian legend for our times.pic.twitter.com/YTNYZOipC3
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Still counting for godot. Where did I read that trump is the sort of golfer who will move his own ball if he can get away with it, but won’t ever concede the putt if you’re inches away? Is this true of his literal golfing btw?https://www.liveabout.com/conceded-putt-1564034 …
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Update: he tried to rake his putt Tuesday night, got called on it. Now he’s trying to kick the ball or something. This is not even a metaphor. It’s a full-blown allegory for this race.https://twitter.com/kellydigges/status/1324862184074043393?s=21 …
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CNN doomscroll time. Biden’s apparently waiting for media to call it. Media is slow-walking it. I guess they want to truly Trump-proof the call.
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Still fascinated by the golf allegory. Most states are finishing the city+mail-in last, so those are the putts. The non-urban and in-person votes were the drives. In a few states that mapping is mangled. But yeah he’s trying to rake the putts everywhere at a point he was ahead.
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This is the worlds most annoying golf course, where the 18 holes are the 18 swingiest states.
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Taking these screenshots in case the kids challenge me in 2040 with ‘pics or it didn’t happen’ (though by then the standard will be 3d imagery and neural scans and thus shot will be like daguerreotypes today.pic.twitter.com/uara5PeZCO
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I was in two minds about whether to live tweet this but now I’m really glad I did. I’ll have the best technically possible prosthetic memory possible. And maybe I’ll be able to port it to the pensieve whenever iOS releases it.pic.twitter.com/I8FIrttOdQ
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The raw nature of a livetweet thread makes it suitable for playback. I think once I compile and blog this (which I plan to) I’ll be able to relive this by reviewing. Those of you followed along live and know me well enough may be able to use it the same way.
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Jake Tapper: we’re pretty sure where this is going not just because Biden’s ahead in all 4 states but because with one exception Trump’s promised legal challenges are frivolous or even preposterous (rough quote)
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They’re now talking about how Trump is mad his legal team (Giuliani, Bondi) isn’t “effective” and demanding more effective “killer” lawyers. Tapper wonders out loud whether Trump has considered that that’s because there’s no real case, not because his lawyers suck.
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The one non-frivolous case I think Tapper is referring to is the Pennsylvania vote segregation procedural thing which apparently is a rounding error in terms of votes affected. Alito just sorta threw them a bone in that.
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GOP legal eagle Ben Ginsberg came on and made the point that a real all-star legal team cane out to bat for GWB in 2000 (including current scotus justices Kavanaugh and Barrett apparently) but nobody is coming out to bat for Trump. Ben says it’s because there’s no there there.
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Dana Bash points out that tTrump’s legal team is not just second rate but that a lot of good GOP lawyers like Ben himself simply dislike Trump and don’t want to fight for him anyway. Interesting if true. How much do you have to suck to not get even lawyers to take your money?
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Ah so electoral college vote is match play but popular vote is stroke play.https://twitter.com/muskjames/status/1324887755378184192?s=21 …
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This damp squib legal full-court press is possibly the farce to 2000’s Florida tragedy.
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This is now a golf thread. The best part of this story is the name of Trump’s opponent: Ted Virtue. Cannot make this shit up.https://twitter.com/kellydigges/status/1324893347018764289?s=21 …
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Trump’s missing his putts in AZ. New batch only whittles Biden’s leas by ~7000pic.twitter.com/Pf0DTpnuEc
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The geographic segregation of voting patterns is utterly remarkable. What is it about cities that makes people reliably Democrat past a critical size/density? And to what extent is coastal blueness explained by greater urbanization (almost entirely I suspect)
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Waiting for Bidenot to come out an speak. In the meantime,... Commercial break: this portion of the live tweet is brought to you by Covid19, the world’s favorite pandemic.pic.twitter.com/eSZlmFwQuW
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He’s basically giving the victory speech and Covid and stuff without explicitly claiming victory.
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Aaaand update from the White House is that Mark Meadows has Covid
This is a damn telenovella. Expect a long-lost twin to appear and someone to get amnesia
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CNN speculating that the campaign war room might have been a superspreader event
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Screenshot for the highlights reel: TV screen showing simultaneous Covid and election data, with Covid data helpfully coded red-scale. The Trump virus. Biden said cases could cross 200k/day in the next surge. Hold on to your ventilators. Winter’s gonna be rough.pic.twitter.com/sEjboHJYqy
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Okay calling it a night. I’m guessing the networks will call it sometime tomorrow and Biden will do an actual victory speech and Trump will tweet “see you in court.” I’ll be able to end this interminable counting-for-Godot thread. We will then start a transition hell thread.
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Day for of Counting for Godot. The news headlines are Cauchy converging on a Biden victory projection via Zeno’s paradox. Wish I’d taken screenshots. CNN is currently on “Biden nears victory.” Fox is on “America (still) waits.” NYT is on “Biden edges closer to victory.”
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* Day four Trumps Twitter feed right now is a flood of RTs of sketchy allegations of ballot fraud, plus a bunch of flagged tweets. He really thinks there’s a way out via some loophole. I suspect he’s applying intuitions from tax or real estate law which have way more loopholes.
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Strikes me there are two kinds of games: 1. games designed by idealists to make cheating hard 2. games designed by self-dealing elites to make cheating easy He’s used to type 2 and elections are type 1. It takes a lot long-term more work (eg gerrymandering) to cheat in type 1
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