Writes “Indiana” in little black book under “places mother and I will never live in, and I might perhaps cast as Mordor-type location in a story”
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This will be my doomsday clock thread. For starters I’m gonna guess trump will hold on to Florida.
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Realizing California is likely not long-term affordable for me and this election is going to be a proxy first pass on my move-to list. If it doesn’t flip blue this election it’s off the list. I’m too old to take on altruistic projects to help flip states by moving there.
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Tried some CNN and was reminded how live TV is the OG doomscroll and about 100x more intense. Back to Twitter for a more peaceful stream. And people say social media fries the brain. It’s a waldenpond compared to TV.
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Hmm wonder if the counties that flipped away from Obama are the ones that will flip back this time. Or does map of marginal flip-flop bits change each cycle based on events? I may want county-level flip-flop map to make my future plans. 80% chance I’ll be out of CA by 2024.
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NYT has its dumb needles, CNN shows live votes in and relative percent but not % of votes in. 538 hides behind esoteric incantations. They can’t help themselves. Have firehose, will obfuscate.
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Back to doomscrolling. Early yet, but I’m calling it for the Kraken.pic.twitter.com/MPDsFu7vP0
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How are exit polls accounting for late-voter bias?
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This is how CNN displays state of play on TV. The %-in bar is easy to miss at the bottom. Shows as a small corner box when talking heads are commenting, full screen when being summarized.pic.twitter.com/Wr1GGKiDl2
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This is not promising. I have a feeling pollsters are going to be more wrong than in 2016. They’ve upped their modeling sophistication by 50%, UX sophistication by 3x, but the thing has gotten 10x harder to model, so tv doomscroll is more dumpster-fiery than 2016, not less.
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If I don’t like the outcome of this thing I will go full-Taleb on pollsters and hold them in contempt for the rest of eternity.
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Georgia and Florida not looking promising. Finger on bozobit trigger. In a way this time around I’m more interested in what regions I’m going to bozobit based on how they vote rather than outcome. Already kinda resigned to a likely Trump “upset” for pollster-believers.
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Nate Silver my man, your “plausible” hedges won’t save you from cancelation if this thing blows up in your face. Fusheruan statistics is as much on trial here as mediocrity and Trump.
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Remember today is a a referendum on mediocrity. Enlightened mediocrity must triumph over denialist mediocrity.https://twitter.com/vgr/status/1323745551758757889 …
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Enlightened mediocrity must win or the rabbit dies. This election message brought to you by
@sonyasupposedly for senate.pic.twitter.com/39QZgNiuaq
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Poll: Lets do a less grimdark and more hopepunk poll to lighten this thing up. If you had a billion dollars earmarked for exploration that you had to invest in one of these, where would you put it?
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New rule: any pollster who’s wildly off must go live in Indiana until the next election
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Interesting to see the patches where Trump is outperforming himself from 2016. Assuming Biden is overall more appealing, it’s a measure of polarization.
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Well already seems clear it won’t be the blowout repudiation of Trumpism that beating Hoover’s 1932 margin of defeat (59-472). So my most favored outcome is already off the table. Dammit this was the one record I wanted Trump to own.
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Poll reporting seems more like quantitative aesthetics than statistics. Like how investment firms try to price IPOs to produce a nice pop. Each side is sandbagging its own candidate a bit to produce a satisfying pop with the final outcome. Underpromise-overdeliver or some such bshttps://twitter.com/Aseemru/status/1323814784119140352 …
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Owning this typo. I’m calling it Fusheruan statistics from now on.https://twitter.com/vgr/status/1323805860183724033 …
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We have CNN on mute and wife is doing a pottery class on zoom so I have a surreal sound track going on that’s all about pottery techniques and commentary on art styles.
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After she fires this pot she’s making I’m calling it the Doomscroll 2020 pot.pic.twitter.com/tvcpP7hm8P
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Ooh I know, it’s going to be the 2020 unholy grail. I’ll tell her to glaze it blue or orange depending on who wins
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Another commercial break. Sponsored by the COP21 Paris Climate Accord, which can still work out.pic.twitter.com/1cV3i12Kpv
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