the first step is to believe everything
the second step is to stop believing things the moment it feels like work
it’s okay to hold 2 contradictory beliefs so long as they wear masks and stay 6 feet apart
my plan is to dissolve into a string of untraceable non sequiturs before gen z decides to take me down for lulz
millennials are critical thinkers, so mostly harmless
but z’s are a scary generation, very psycho. call me paranoid but I suspect I’ll be karenzoned and targeted