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Monk would win almost all tournaments except for actual magical cases tournament which Dirk Gently would win.pic.twitter.com/qAhg6AGZtn
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Now at the useless-shit stage of my day.
Monk would win almost all tournaments except for actual magical cases tournament which Dirk Gently would win.pic.twitter.com/qAhg6AGZtn
Slightly expanded. The generator lays it out slightly weirdly. The numbers are matches-ups, not seed rankings.pic.twitter.com/iPcLxuqlXM
Oh wait, it does show the seeds too inside the boxes. Yep.
I’d frankly want a Dirk Gently vs Elijah Bailey final, for a final mystery set in a universe where... you don’t know upfront if it’s a regular, fantasy, or sci-fi universe 
Sorry Holmes fans, he’s just cheap parlor tricks and charisma. He only looks good because of atmospherics.
Okay final. Dunno how I forgot my recent favorite detective, Bosch. Enters the tournament at #2.pic.twitter.com/v0d8v2bIg9
From ""The Murders in the Rue Morgue" and a few other stories by Edgar Allan Poe. Auguste Dupin is considered to be the first fictional detective. Holmes refers to him in one of the stories too.
Familiar with him. Just haven’t read any.
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