My snack this afternoon. Doing my bit to keep civilization going.pic.twitter.com/OQjzbsEQI4
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My snack this afternoon. Doing my bit to keep civilization going.pic.twitter.com/OQjzbsEQI4
Wife went to Michigan and brought back the thin sliced Pepperidge farm English tea sandwich bread that for some reason is nearly impossible to find on the barbarian west coast.
Some Frenchman in “Emily in Paris” describing Chicago deep dish: “It’s like a quiche made of cement” I snorted up the earl grey tea I’m drinking with my English tea sandwiches right now. True story.
Kidding aside, English afternoon tea is probably the only mildly snobby thing I enjoy. But only the tea and savories. The sweet items are generally lousy (cookies, tea cakes, little tart things). Generally I prefer lobraü fare.
Depends on my mood and the weather.
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