Ok we might have hand-fed the bird, in all our homes, and then threw rocks at it for 100+ years but WE CANNOT LIVE IN THAT GUILT.
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Google 'Australian magpie attack' - it's a whole YouTube subgenre.
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The key part is: 2020 has a nest to hand and is fledging offspring. What eldritch horrors, etc etc
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Corvids are known to attack people. Unless you’re me in which case they just stalk you.
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His pockets are stuffed with eggs
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The nuclear reactor leak just over the hill.
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I think we’re missing a key part of this story