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    Venkatesh Rao‏ @vgr Sep 15
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    Do you sometimes get the feeling ikea just makes up faux-Swedish wørds to nåmė stüff just to mess with us?pic.twitter.com/BKV958b2ut

    7:54 PM - 15 Sep 2020
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      2. Venkatesh Rao‏ @vgr Sep 15
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        New life goal, to get ikea to carry one of my designs and call it RÅØ

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      3. Venkatesh Rao‏ @vgr Sep 15
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        RÅØ will be a flat-pack mansion.

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      1. Bojan Rajković‏ @bojanrajkovic Sep 15
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        BLÅHAJ is my favorite.

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      1. Dorian Taylor‏ @doriantaylor Sep 15
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        this is a known thing:http://dyslexiahelp.umich.edu/success-stories/ingvar-kamprad …

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      1. Mikael Suomela‏ @suomela Sep 15
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        Vadholma is actually a place in Sweden, island quite near the capital Stockholm. Kolbjörn is a composite, something like a coal-jerry would be (Björn is a common swedish first name, kol is coal).

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      2. Mikael Suomela‏ @suomela Sep 15
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        I don't speak swedish natively, but I know it a little. Ikea's naming sounds like proper swedish to me - after all the design offices are mostly in Sweden, for all I know.

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        I know, I’m kidding

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      1. Brian Ahuja‏ @BrianAhuja Sep 15
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        Real words or not, it’s a pun lover’s paradise:https://youtu.be/7T2oje4cYxw 

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        In CZ the *braun* "Hoven" carpet had to be renamed. "Hoven" in CZ = "(of) sh#ts". "Doprodej Hoven" = literally "Clerance sale of shi#ts" 💩https://www.idnes.cz/ekonomika/podniky/ikea-nabizela-doprodej-hoven-kontroverzni-koberce-pak-prejmenovala.A100304_105354_ekoakcie_spi …

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      1. Gabriel Pfaff‏ @medialyst Sep 16
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        Not many ppl know this, but those names are invented by the very same teen, who wrote the scots wiki. the job is called “marketing phonetician”https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/ig9jia/ive_discovered_that_almost_every_single_article/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf …

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