The virus is really hard to personify as a supervillain. Best I came up with is a Thanos type who can split a planet into a billion pieces and reassemble it at 3x scale so everybody is now 3x farther apart. A Banach-Tarskiman. This seems weird rather than villainous.
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It’s like a Butters/Professor Chaos schenecthat leaves people more confused than terrorized.
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