The meanest thing I’ll do when I’m emperor is ban all music except through headphones. And they’ll be smart headphones that charge a big tax when used for music. Musicians will be treated like tobacco companies.
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This would be for your own good, even though it will seem mean. You will all ascend to a higher plane of consciousness leaving music behind. Trust me. I’d make a good emperor. The planets have spoken.
I will also mandate soundproof walls in all apartments and it will be good.
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Ha, we don't even make as much money as tobacco companies! Jokes on you ... er, on us...
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