Good one-word epitaphs:
1. glub
2. brrrr
3. verily
maybe I should make a will and instruct that one of these, selected by twitter poll, is to be inscribed on my funerary urn in comic sans
assuming there’s still a Twitter in 2057 or whenever
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Somehow feels creepy to estimate an actual death date for yourself, even for a joke, even though it’s a pretty well-posed problem. Wonder why.
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Replying to @vgr
Planning to die when you're 70+ just feels like you're tempting fate
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Replying to @The_Matador_X1
It does, doesn’t it? Like just asking for the bus to hit you right now
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