Somehow feels creepy to estimate an actual death date for yourself, even for a joke, even though it’s a pretty well-posed problem. Wonder why.
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glubrrrr might be just right for me. It’s a one-word autobiography.
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My girlfriend and I plan on 'Meh' and 'Blah.'
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These are great, adding them to my list too
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Cremation go brrrrr
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‘verily' would be mine
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Once been reading Saroyan and he wrote "Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case”. Good epitaph.
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Society: No! You cant make friends online, and do things outside of traditional institutions and be successful Visa: Hahaha, Internet go brr
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Evvvs
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