Hunt for 22nd apartment in 23 years begins now. 8 cities, 7 states, small biz moved states 3 times.
Not my fault. I’d stay put if I had the mansion which is rightfully mine. It has been denied me by the Hufflepuffs.
How come nobody realizes the Hufflepuffs are the villains? 🤔
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Sociopaths: Hufflepuff
Losers: Ravenclaw
Clueless: Slytherin and Gryffindor. Goddamn LOTR re-enactors.
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Hufflepuffs are NIMBYs. Their house professor is even the gardening teacher. Their champion wins the triwizard cup and gets killed only by accident. Everybody underestimates them.
