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The best way to respond to criticism is at such great, vacuous length, you exhaust them to the point they give up and go away
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you also have to be so wrong that even beginning to refute you requires an encyclopedic knowledge of the things you just made up (see UFO enthusiasts) and the correct response to you ("who cares") is viewed as rude in the setting you are responding in
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