What if a totally toxic dank meme forced media distancing?🤔
Min 6 minutes between tweets, likes. Max 2 retweets per tweet. Non-essential bluechecks required to shut down op-ed/take-tweeting (only essential beat-reporting bluechecks can tweet).
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It would have asymptomatic transmission — normies would RT without understanding but the cool kids would die of cringe
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Politicians would announce “shelter in DMs” policies
Waldenponds would be overwhelmed with people digital detoxers. Hospital ships with 1000-pond capacity would be moored by major cities. Stores would run out of wood and axes for chopping.
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I’m unreasonably pleased with myself for coming up with this premise
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I don’t get it but I retweeted and will re-evaluate in the morning once this scotch wears off.




