What if a totally toxic dank meme forced media distancing?
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Politicians would announce “shelter in DMs” policies Waldenponds would be overwhelmed with people digital detoxers. Hospital ships with 1000-pond capacity would be moored by major cities. Stores would run out of wood and axes for chopping.
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I’m unreasonably pleased with myself for coming up with this premise
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